"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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