He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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