Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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