Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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