Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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