I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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