so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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