Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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