So drunk its hurt
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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