Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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