The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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