Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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