So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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