Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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