Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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