no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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