State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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