You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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