Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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