what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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