I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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