ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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