Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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