508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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