Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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