All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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