I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
