are you still at the devil's house?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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