Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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