he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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