I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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