the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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