Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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