Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The power of my boobs compel you
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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