Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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