I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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