fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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