the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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