I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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