it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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