Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
