I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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