This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Randomize
