Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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