whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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