I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need to calm my uterus...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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