My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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