why didn't you poke me back
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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