Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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