U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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