stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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